Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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