I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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