its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
