one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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