Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
