Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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