can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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