ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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