Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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