doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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