She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
last night I used snow as a chaser
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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