Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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