VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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