Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
