so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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