girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Everything about him screamed your future.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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