i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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