THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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