its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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