we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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