I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I need water and some morals
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