On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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