I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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