I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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what are you doing with your life
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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