yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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