'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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