I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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