your thong is hanging out like whoa
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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