With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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