you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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