i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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