I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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