i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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