Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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