hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
wow bdsm is so cute
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
