TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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