I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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