school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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