So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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