Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
May the power of my ass compel you!!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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