what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
is wine microwaveable?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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