i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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