I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Who died my cat blue again?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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