Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
operation have a gay friend backfired
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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