He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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