Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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