So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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