He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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