Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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