what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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