the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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