your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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