"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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