Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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