This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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