She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Found the puke drawer
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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